Bosmer for life.
Sorry to break it to you, but I’m a Skyrim.
You’re not a Skyrim. You’re an elf.
Oh fine, I’m a Valenwood if you wish to be technical about it.
Just because my people are not from Skyrim does not make me a lesser citizen.
Uhh… Yeah it does. Skyrim - land of the Nords.
Don’t think I see elf anywhere in there.
Excuse you?
I seem to recall something about Snow Elves in there somewhere.
Could it be? Were Nords not the original inhabitants of Skyrim?
Oh my, what scandal
Whether they were or not - they’re dead now.
And people wonder why Nords have such a terrible reputation.
I’m sorry for my people.
((My friend and I are RL Skyrims. You can all be jealous now. ))
